My boyfriend and I had sex in the snow in the forest and we're cooler than you.

I like it in the butt. There. I said it.

I was looking forward to not wearing pants today.

I've been told several times I'm a sweet guy, and that I'm kind, caring, mature past my years, and do "hot " things like ride motorcycles, ski, climb, military service, and used to play hockey. But in order to attract anyone my age I have to be a little bit of an asshole. Why!? Why the hell should I have to change a personality that people seem to admire in order for the girls I like to give a shit about me, or others to be curious. It makes me feel unwanted and self conscious about my looks (when I apparently shouldn't be worried about them) and that being kind and caring just don't do shit in this world. Overall, it drops my self confidence, and I'm sure that shows. My greatest fear is being alone; to have no one to love who loves me back.

I'm gay and when I get drunk I get on grindr and cheat on my boyfriend. I hate myself for doing so but I'm sure he does the same. I don't know why we don't just break up.

90% of you are idiots. Never, at any point in my life, did I believe that I would be surrounded by drunken morons in an institution of higher learning. I'm transferring to George Mason; I'd rather pay higher tuition to be able to have intelligent conversations with those around me.

I stole my girlfriends birth control and have been giving them to my roommate without him knowing so I can experiment on him. Day 13: he's more emotional than normal. Don't worry everyone, I'm not a scientist.

When women want me to be more aggressive, I'm too afraid to for coming off too strong and it's the complete opposite of what I've been taught too. I mean, when is it not rapey when you're first getting intimate with someone? How do I get consent without completely destroying the mood if I'm expected to initiate everything? I mean sure, there's some easy solutions to that, but in a spontaneous situation without trying to script everything? Also, how do I flirt without it being mildly harassing, show a woman that I'm interested in her romantically? Not small talk that can be dismissed just as that, but genuine interest in them?

I guess it'll happen when it happens, but in the meantime, I don't want to even bother anymore.