All around me are first world problems
People bitching, Netflix watching
Late and tired for the nightly races
Going places, going somewhere
Their tears are filling their glasses
From these midterms, from these midterrrms
Hide my head I wanna say
Shut the fuck up
It could be worse, It could be worse

And I find it kind of funny
But mostly really sad
When their phones run out of battery the best they have
Is only a laptop
I find it hard to tell you
I find it hard to take
When people are bitching it's a very, very
First world, Problem

I cheated on my Girlfriend thinking it was the correct thing to do. WHY, am I such an Idiot?

Last Saturday I was hanging out with my friends and went to bed at 2. Turns out an hour later some weird shit happened. Glad I wasn't there to see it.

I found a girl two weeks after school started and I have so much in common with her. We used to be really good friends and now she forgot all about me. Now she only talks to me to give me reasons to not date the girls the replaced her in my heart. Come on. Help a freshman out.

Fridays are when the Ignition Remix goes on repeat.

my gf and I were shopping at khols the other day. we shared a stall in the dressing room and she gave me a blow job. it was so hot.

I have taken acid about 5 times in mylier and it has led me to believe that we are all one conciousness experiencing itself subjectively and that the pursuit of knowledge is the most beautiful and worthwhile thing you can do with you life. The more you know...

To the blonde girl in the purple shirt at the düb this morning, you're the most adorable creature I've ever seen.
-the guy who sat alone & tried not to stare