To the guy on second floor of McConnell that hooked up with me last winter. Your daughter has your eyes. Just thought you should know. Thanks for bailing on us.

Dear Roommate,
I am so done with how mentally weak you are, I'm done defending you against my boyfriend because you can hold your own even though you provoke him with little side comments when he's not even talking to you. If you're going to talk shit than hold your own, and if you cant don't complain about it and talk shit behind my back when all i do is defend you.
P.S. I'm telling you all of this when you get back, because I can actually handle confrontation.
Sincerely,
Your pissed off roommate.

All I plan on doing this weekend:
1) Get high
2) Listen to Pink Floyd
3) Play video games

You should all be jealous.

I really like this girl, but she can only date me if her sister is dating someone and her sister is a bitch basically.

I've determined that all these anonymous girls who just want casual sex don't actually exist and if they do they are complete slut bags that no guy including myself would want to be with anyway so what we should be focusing on is finding a committed relationship with a girl who likes to have sex daily but with the same guy. Best of both worlds. /-mic drop

So me and my ex are separated due to me going to college. She came down three weekends ago and bought me something with meaning to it. I really wanna get back together with her because I realized that I LOVE her. But everyone keeps telling me long distance is bad but I am to stubborn to accept it. Should I at least tell her that I love her before moving on and tell her she was the best girlfriend ever?

Last year, my roommate and I started off really close and ended up hating each other. We both fucked up but were too stubborn to admit it at the time. I've been thinking about it a lot lately and I reached out to her to apologize for my part and instead of being an adult and apologizing herself, she just said, "lol thanks for finally apologizing". Fucking bitch. I don't know why I bothered; some people never change.

I really hate the people who blast music outside of the union during the middle of the afternoon. Not because I think it's too loud or that I don't like the music but because they play the same three goddamn songs over and over and over again. I've hear that cover of Wild Ones 6 times today and about 20 times this week alone. Seriously, get more music to play.