Friday, 25 October 2013 09:08 PM
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Hey Patrick, what am I now?
Uh, stupid?
No, I'm Texas!
Whats the difference.
Friday, 25 October 2013 09:07 PM
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Squidward, I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet.
Friday, 25 October 2013 09:07 PM
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Does anyone here at NAU watch the Real World and/or the Challenge besides me? If so, lets watch it together. I'm really amped to compete on those shows.
Friday, 25 October 2013 09:05 PM
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Delta Chi can lick my nuts
Friday, 25 October 2013 09:03 PM
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If it were not for maybe 3 of my friends I would have killed myself a while ago. No one will see it on my face but even the happiest looking people can be the ones who can be the most unhappy on the inside.
Friday, 25 October 2013 08:55 PM
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I want to have a nice night in.. I want someone to come over listen to vinyl and have a nice glass of whiskey.
Friday, 25 October 2013 08:52 PM
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Is it possible to hang out or talk with girls without them thinking your trying to get with them? Fuck this shit.
Friday, 25 October 2013 08:51 PM
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I like to mask whatever oddities I may be buying at the store, so I bought lots of condoms and sex toys to go with my Microsoft Office.