To the douche bag running through the halls of Wilson...it's almost 3 in the morning, stop!

Who the fuck is cookie Wallace?

Now I know we're all trying to have a good time, but I mean come on ladies. Let me at least buy you coffee first.

I want someone to kiss me, and really mean it. Actually want everything that it means. Because to me a kiss is more then just a kiss. It's someone saying "hey, I really like you, and I want to be with you." not "hey, i'm drunk, woooooo.".... can someone kiss me and mean it? Can it be someone who's nice to me and actually likes me?... thanks please.

I would pay money for a girl to cuddle with, right now.

I really just wish I had a skype friend to discuss my problems with, I don't wanna wrap my IRL friends up in my dumbass issues.

I'm in love with her and she's not even my girlfriend.

Last night my roommate pissed me off like no other... thinkin' he's hot shit. Pffft. So I kicked him in the face... pretty hard. It was pretty awesome looking. He flew into the wall >:)
And then I woke up. Thanks for letting me waste your time, folks.