the sex was great last night, you did it right!

I'm the last virgin on the planet. I'm a guy who needs sex. Comment please.

Happy Wife = Happy Life

For the individual that wants humorous tales. Last year I got plastered ass drunk and put up a get up consisting of a pikachu shirt, cowboy hat, pants with nothing but Pokemon cards on it, and a Pokemon backpack. I ran around the halls singing and dancing the Harlem shake nonstop. Don't ask me why I did it. People thought i was high on coke or molly. for my friends that know who this is, please don't tag me lol

I'm a senior in hs this year, but I'm strongly considering NAU. My only problem is I've heard the social life is lacking. I like a good party, are there any of those around? Don't get me wrong I can have fun without parties, but I'm just wondering

I need some friends. I would rather do something other than partying on weekends, and I'm not a big fan of drinking. I don't care if that's what you want to do, I'm not judging, but I'd just rather surround myself with people who don't.

My fish died and I put it in my roommates friend's bed for her to find. I don't regret it one bit. Maybe she'll think twice before puking on the floor by my bed.

everyone has that favorite porno video. you may watch alot of others, but there is just always that one video.
you know what i'm talking about.