If you don't show up tonight....I'm not speaking to you again....YOU texted ME tonight. You already ignored me once....and I cancelled plans for you. Ugh. I swear....

The playa has been played...but not for long. I need like a dating coach.

I had a threesome with two of my guy friends.... then I found out they were dating at that time my two closest girl friends... one couple is still together... this is why you need to define relationships

so my asian roommate fuck a whore on my bed and i need to strike back. he think he can pearl harbor me. i am about to nuke his room by fucking 2 fat chicks in his room and jizzing everywhere. please comment ladies and ill get it touch. #"MERICA

how many of these confessions of "i love giving blowjobs" are real and how many could be just some guy saying that to find a girl that comments "i love giving blowjobs too!". bunch of really horny people

Yo yo need some new homies who be playin DotA 2, leave yo steam ID if you please and maybe we can play some games

I think that all the friendless people on here should all be friends. Start a group and hangout. I say this because I have no friends that are not involved in sororities and getting ditched because of it is getting old. All I want is a friend to hang out with, play board games and just chat and laugh. I'm not a party animal. Am I alone in this?

I put my underwear under my computer when I'm in the shower so when I come out it'll be nice and toasty for my buns.

I know Miley Cyrus is a hot mess(mostly the hair and licking of sledgehammers) but seriously, her voice is amazing. Especially Wrecking Ball.. I cant stop listening to it on Spotify.