I'm 18 and I barely found out that pop tarts can be toasted. I got so excited when I found out. You guys have no idea how happy I am right now.

I check this page daily, but I still haven't liked it because I want to be the 7,000 like.

I can't stop dreaming about my ex, who I haven't thought of in months until now.

Cigarette smoking has no redeeming qualities. Non-smokers don't want second hand smoke. I cannot wait for this smoking ban to go through on campus. We don't smoke for a reason, and it's just a pain in the ass when we have to breathe what smokers are smoking. I think non-smokers have a right to be dicks about it, because smoking distributes carcinogens and green house gasses into the air, and there's nothing we can do to fix what smokers do.

what happened to actual romance, it's honestly only in movies now...

I learned last night that Queen was right, fat bottomed girls do make the rocking world go round.

I use to want to enjoy my life, I had obtainable goals, use to try and date, but I don't care about any of that stuff anymore. Everyone's life I walked into wished they had never met me. I failed at all the jobs I really enjoyed. Now I just sit at home and play video games. I hardly talk to anyone and when I do I don't tell them a thing about me. I have a better but more meaningless sex life now so that's cool. I just don't feel anything anymore, nothing , it's actually fantastic it's like the closest I can get to being dead without killing myself and from here no one can tell me I'm worthless, I can't fail at anything because I don't try to do good at them, no one can ever regret meeting me again.

Got put into the friendzone today.