I pee in the McConnell showers. Watch out ladies!

My boyfriend thinks I've only slept with 3 people...My real number is 10 plus that. oops

We need to make a virgin club at this school. Us virgins need to stick together.
Sincerely, another virgin.

I fucked a random guy I met on grindr (gay dating site) on my roommates bed because I was too embarrassed to take my one-night-stand into my messy room. It was even more awkward for the guy I fucked because when I turned on the lights, I realized my roommate had playboy magazines all over his dresser. Hmmmm the roommate to this day has no idea that I'm gay or that I fucked a dude on his bed. Weird times in good Ol Flagstaff.

Where the best place to go trick or treating yo? who doesnt care about how old we are

I think gay guys are the new sluts now. They dress up for Halloween with tiny briefs on showing their minaj butts and vienna sausage. Fuck I'm gay and I'm going all on Halloween dressing scary as shit!

Not sure if incredibly attractive or horrifyingly ugly.

I'm sleeping with my ex boyfriends roommate.