I don't know if she friend zoned me after I tried to talk to her about her problems, or when I wrote her a poem to show my feelings.

To all the people who are bitching about their roommates... Sit them down smoke a bowl or two, then talk it out. It's that simple no need to post on here about it, it's not like they will know it's you talking about them.

Halloween: the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.

I frequently get the Llama song stuck in my head.... Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little llama.... help me....

I feel like Halloween is one of those days where you can really tell who is going to be more successful in life. Who wears costumes to school? Either freshmen or people who don't care about not being professional in front of their teachers. Some people need to be professional in order to gain respect to get letters of recommendation. Dressing up as a slut will (usually) not get you one of those. Choose your costume very wisely. If I see someone in a skanked out costume, or in heavy face paint, I automatically assume they are a freshmen, or they really just don't care and aren't very concerned with how they come off to the people who will help decide their futures. Sad, but true.

I quit. No matter what I do I can't seem to find a girl that's interested in me so I've decided to give up on trying... I say that till I wake up tomorrow and try all over again

There's gonna be some girl on Halloween night at some party, who looks really hot and slutty, drunk all over the place. When in actuality, you look like whale barf.

There is an incredibly cute girl who I like very much. I missed her looking for me to say goodnight, so when i got back from getting coffee and was getting ready for bed she came back. I rushed into the hallway to meet her and it was about that time I realized i hadn't put a shirt on... And now I'm really embarrassed and worried that she thinks I was showing off or something. How do I explain without being creepy?