A guy asked for my picture ont he bus cuz my costume is awesome. I want to be a Costume Designer after I graduate. I think this is a win to my life.

I buy nail polish just to drink it.. I'd say it's a strange addiction

I came inside someone's container of sour cream and put in back in the fridge in Gabaldon..

My girlfriend doesn't know that I peed inside her vagina.. #sorrynotsorry

I like to suck on my tampons after leaving them in for a few days. Old blood is just so nourishing and refreshing. I don't know how I picked up this habit. Should I tell my boyfriend?

I put Nair in my roommates shampoo AND conditioner. Hope you enjoy bald patches and hair thinning you dumb twat. That's what you get for making fun of mentally challenged children.

I wish this page had an upvote and downvote system. Or facebook in general, oh man that'd be hilariously hellish.

My roommate is such a raging bitch. She is the girl who gives sororities their "bitch" title. She was chill until she rushed, and now she will kick anyone under the bus to just be wanted by her "sisters". Newsflash: the world does not revolve around you, I am sorry I had to bring that to your attention, you must be shocked.