I posted an ad on Craigslist for a fwb. Well a beautiful girl answered my ad and sent a picture. The only problem is I actually believe I can have a ltr with this girl. Help!

I need myself a country man! Who's got a jacked up truck with camouflage seats! City boys just don't do the trick, and to be honest they're starting to piss me off. Dang yuppies!

They're turning kids into slaves just to make cheaper sneakers, but what's the real price cause the sneakers don't seem that much cheaper?

To the girl at the Dollar Tree that was dressed like a cat with her friend that was dressed like a nerd. I just want to say it was cute when I asked what you were and you answered " A cat duh" and smiled, wish I would have asked for your number. From The Guy at The Dollar Tree

I'm waiting until winter break so I can have sex with this guy. Well the same guy isn't giving me enough attention and I'm starting to think I should just bang the guy down the hall and get it over with.

I really need someone to take me away from campus, at least for a little bit. I'm scared what I might do if someone doesn't.

To the guy in Tinsley who dressed up like a cop, you are one sexy ass cop. Can you strip for me please?!

So both my roommates left to go see a movie and I was alone in my room hoping the hot guy down the hall would knock on my door. I had dim lights and music to set the mood. After 2 hours of waiting my roommates came back...FML