So I tired to have sex with a guy this morning, pants off everything's was heating up and going great right until he stands up and makes his boner talk to me -__- major turn OFF!

All I want to do is make people happy all the time. I want to hear from someone that I totally made their day. But I rarely do. Instead, I got told the other day that that is what is wrong with me. Apparently it's a bad thing to care about other people. And now I'm confused

My confession is that my roommate needs to chew with her fucking mouth closed before I FORCE her to. No one needs to here what's going on in there. You sound like a dog licking itself. STOP.

I dont want just a hookup... I want a relationship. How does someone even pick up on someone else though? Tips?

Is a small dick really that bad?

I developed a crush on Slenderman. You have a really cute personality. ;)

Stole thirty welcome mats last weekend. Whatll we do next?

Me and my friend were walking through Allen hall drunk and stole a pumpkin then dropped it and it broke. haha.