I never peed in the shower until I got to college.

When I was drunk on Halloween in McConnell I went to the bathroom and apparently pooped on the seat and smeared it all over the seat and the stall.... Sorry about that... I did give the cleaning lady $40 though in the janitorial closet I hope that was enough for my accident.

I wish I didn't hold so many leadership roles on campus. My mistakes are exaggerated so much more than they should be.

I guess gay dudes don't listen to punk rock. That sucks.

#annoyed

I love sleeping with my hand partly down my pants.

Anyone else in tinsley have haunted rooms? Strange noises during the night, things falling down randomly, scratching the floors and knocking the inside of the sink?

My friends and I were doing laundry together in McConnell and when everything was done and we got back to my friends room, we realized we grabbed a hamper that didn't belong to any of us. Sorry to whoever's hamper we stole, if you want it back we put it down in the laundry room.

I'm attracted to white guys, I don't know why, but I am. My best guy friend is white but I wouldn't want to be with him. I love him as my friend. I'm not saying he "likes" me, but people always assume we are together. So I'm sorry, if you do care for me like that, you've been kinda friendzoned.