I want to be the boyfriend in which every other guy thinks to himself, "I can't compete with that..."

I have no shame in busting out my Mariah Carey Christmas Music. No one should because it is "too early". Miso is music regardless of what the song is about. #MCforDays

I'm a girl that has been playing guitar for almost four years now, and I'm tired of jamming alone. Are there any musicians on campus that wanna get together and play music? I've also been wanting to start a music project that sounds like Tigers Jaw, Brand New, Joyce Manor, and Lydia. "Like" this status so we can jam.

My bootyhole smells like a camel hump that's been jizzed on by Walt Disney.

Sechrist has gone downhill since last year...

I'm a girl and I find Australian guys really fucking attractive...just saying ;)

Look. i know i am considered a "big" girl. But you know what? A lot of guys DONT FREAKING CARE. It is about what YOU think of yourself, and NOT other people. When you have confidence in yourself, people notice. If you know youre amazing, and do not need other peoples reassurance, people will be attracted to you.
Guys like being flirted with. It doesn't matter if youre not a size four wearing MissMes. If you have the confidence to go up to someone and strike up a conversation, that is attractive. Trust me. I know from experience.
So STOP throwing yourself a pity party, no matter what you look like. Find the beautiful things about yourself, and make them what other people see as well. Having other people do it for you will exhaust your friends and take a lot longer than it needs to.
And laugh a lot.

I was a virgin and a senior in high school but I was getting serious with a guy, so after a couple months of dating I let him eat me out. I got herpes from it and cried for days realizing that if anyone ever found out, they would automatically assume I was a slut and I hadn't even had real sex.