Sunday, 03 November 2013 05:57 PM
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I have been in love with this guy for a long time now and I have many classes with him but he doesn't feel the same bout me and it's so hard to just sit there and look at him! What do I do?
Sunday, 03 November 2013 04:01 PM
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My parents still haven't apologized for making me ugly.
Sunday, 03 November 2013 03:52 PM
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To my roommate who painted our walls with puke last night, nice job
Sunday, 03 November 2013 03:52 PM
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So, I decorated the walls of my dorm last night. With puke. Repeatedly.
Sunday, 03 November 2013 02:48 PM
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This guy and I bought condoms for the first time last night. The cashier immediately knew what was up and asked who's the girl and who's the guy. From now on I'm buying them online.
Sunday, 03 November 2013 02:33 PM
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I really want to make YouTube videos but I feel like I'll never gain popularity because I'm an overweight male.
Sunday, 03 November 2013 01:40 PM
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o man! shit went down at the grove last night!! after all those fights and cops, i don't know how much longer that place is gonna be raging like that.
Sunday, 03 November 2013 01:31 PM
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I had a one night stand and this chick peed on me so I took a dump on her chest while she was asleep. I immediately left and never spoke to her again.