Monday, 04 November 2013 10:06 AM
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For all of you anti-marijuana people who think potheads are lazy and/or losing brain cells: I have 19 credits, work 20 hours a week, am in a relationship, run my own club, and smoke weed everyday and still make dean's list. booooo yahh
Monday, 04 November 2013 03:55 AM
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i have herpes and i like popping my warts and drinking the juice. is that bad?
Monday, 04 November 2013 12:56 AM
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When I get bored in class I tend to draw penises. Lots and lots of penises. Then when I go home for the day and open my notes I took, guess what I find.
Monday, 04 November 2013 12:49 AM
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I threw up in my own eye this weekend...still no regrets!!
Monday, 04 November 2013 12:48 AM
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My vagina itches so bad. I'm sure I don't have any STDs. What can I do it's annoying and uncomfortable
Monday, 04 November 2013 12:29 AM
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My fucking roommate abuses her pet spooky. I tried to get her to stop, but she says she loves it too much :(
Monday, 04 November 2013 12:23 AM
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So my roommate was sleeping and I sucked his dick gently so he wouldnt wake up
Monday, 04 November 2013 12:17 AM
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So I wanted to spy on my crush's FB page, but I didn't know his last name. I had a crazy dream trying to figure it out, and I DID. :D I'll be spying on his FB page in between the times I see him in person. Sweet roses, he is so damn beautiful.