I've been seeing this guy for a while now and he continues to let me down. He lies about where he is and what he's doing all the time and he makes plans with me only to cancel or be 2 hours late. The only reason I've stuck with him all this time is because he says he loves me and I honestly feel like he needs me or his life will go to shit.

So I my fiancee was coming home from work yesterday it was pitch black and when she walked in I said surprise motha fucka! Needless to say I slept on the couch...

my girlfriend wants to use a strap-on on another woman since I won't let her use it on me. so any takers? and I think she is bi-curious.

I cleaned my roommates two week old moldy food with her toothbrush. Maybe now she'll stop ruining my dishes.

I found someone else, but I have this weird feeling that I need to decide between the two of you even though I know I have no chance with you right now.

I love reading these. But some of y'all mothafuckas need Jesus.

soo I fucked my ex girlfriend this past weekend and I'm am currently in a relationship….opps

Every time after I poop I like to stick my head in the toilet and smell my beautiful creation.