i love drugs and hot sauce

I normally do not care if someone pees in the shower, but to the girl who peed next me this morning in Sechrist you should probably be drinking more water because your pee stunk so bad I gagged

The last couple relationships I had I was dumped because they all thought I was cheating. The truth is I had too many episodes of my favorite shows to watch on Netflix so I would just tell them I was busy or ignore them. Now I am just too lazy to try and start new relationships.

I wish a man could make me feel as good sexually as I do to myself when I masturbate. Seriously not that difficult guys

my confession? I had to poop today and I didn't get to the toilet fast enough. a turtle head had formed and with my thong up my ass naturally some fecal matter got on them and my yoga pants ):

So this girl I used to really like and kinda went out with hits me up to chill lately but I don't really know what to do. I miss her but I just hope I never see her again

So I've chilled with this girl I used to bang awhile ago and we went out and blazed but she just seems like she's not into it so idk why she invited me out. I really think that if have no clue why

I'm so sick of false hope. All I ever get is words. I just want someone to show me that I mean something to them instead of me always getting let down.