I'm secretly a potato.

I post confessions on here regularly, and most of them do make it. it's just awkward when my friends see them and don't realize that it's me posting.

Girls, my friend from back home is a G cup. She's 5 feet tall and the tiniest thing in the world....her breast are completely disproportionate to the rest of her body but she loves them. Apparently they saved her from drowning several times, and they make great weapons. Back pain or no back pain, one swing and the person that's trying to feel you up is out cold!

All I want is a tall sexy black man!

I'm Pansexual and proud.

I will pay someone top dollar to do my homework. TOP DOLLAR. Now, hollar.

I recommend all of you to watch Aziz Anzari's 'Buried Alive' because it shows how messed up our generation is. At the same time he does it in a hilarious way.

When I eat in the union by myself, I secretly wish another person eating alone would join me so bad.