You guys are bitter fucks! Just because the post is "unoriginal" doesn't mean you have to go bash the poster. Just scroll past it and let the rest of us laugh because we've never read it before. Thanks.

Because of my situation right now I just want a FRIENDS with benefits. A guy that could be looking for a long term, serious relationship after friendship, but also willing to just be friends, spend nights watching movies and maybe stay some nights and just enjoy eachothers' company.Looking for a relationship, but craving the attention of a guy right now.

I take pride in my scars, they are permanent reminders of how I won't fall back into bad habits. Also reminders of some crazy stories.

Whenever I'm feeling a bit down on myself about failed relationships, dates or whatever. I just think it wasn't mean to be, and how great having a family will be and having a wife that I love and loves me back. The future is so full of incredible moments and relationships, so there really isn't a point in getting down about things that don't work out in the now.

I ended up making out with one of my best friends it was hot and I promised her I would not get feelings and I am trying my best but its kinda fucked up that two days later she tells me that she wants to be with this guy just slightly pissed off I am ranting about this in the hopes to feel better.

I would just like to reply to the post about earning head:
I am a female and it has nothing to do with disliking giving head. Personally, I love giving head, but I hate it when a guy expects me to do it because I have a mouth. It makes me feel like a cheap object when I guy I barely know just asks like I'm good for nothing more. I'll give you head if I wanna give you head, not if you're expecting me to.

Sometimes people make fun of me for carrying my longboard, if only they knew how high and drunk I usually am

My girlfriend farted in front of me Friday night and I'm really grossed out and am considering breaking up with her.