i don't like girls because their vaginas remind me of wet socks

When I'm happy and I know it, I like to clap my hands.

I like to fart in public because watching people stand in my stench gives a boner.

I think a lot of the gay guys here are so full of them selves, and it seems like, if you don't fit that "gay stereotype," they automatically talk shit, because you don't look gay...

Bitch, please. Your pants are so tight, yo weave is jacked, and look at them eyebrows... At least all the girls think I'm a fucking sexy guy that always say, "Damn, if you weren't gay... I'd hit that all night."

I want a man, not a silly fem boi.

Lata bitches!

Finding your friends on Tinder. Classic. I never know wether to like them just to say HI I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO, or simple because it seems mean to say nope to your friends.

I think the survival rate of any relationship that begins in college is less than 10 percent. I'm tired of feeling guilty for not wanting to play house and clean up emotional trainwrecks of girls because the media sells you on the idea that your self worth is derived directly from your boyfriend and the only alternative is to yell YOLO and fall into a guy's bed every weekend. If women really want gender equality, they need to step into their own sexuality and stop holding men to impossible standards.

I have had orgies in every single bathroom on campus. Don't even wipe the jizz off the seats/floors either ``_)~

So when I'm hooking up with a girl, I've never been sure if there's a non awkward way to ask a girl for head. I almost always go down on her so I'm not selfish, but is there a way to ask without killing the mood?