I just realized how much more aggressive my driving has become since moving up here to Flag. I was already an aggressive driver because I'm from Phoenix, so now when I come back from visiting my family my I must look like a crazy person behind the wheel because the pace up here is so slow. Flag, you're killing me. A 35 mph speed limit is too slow when you're used to going 50 in a 40.

Every time I see a guy in his ROTC or Military uniform I can't help but want to jump their bones! What can I say a strong and disciplined guy in uniform is in my opinion the EPITOME of sexy.

Just wanted to give a shout out to the admin of this page for giving me endless hours of amusement from this page. I know you guys have lives outside of this, and I wanted to let you know that we do appreciate it. So thank you all for doing such a snazzy job at this.

I like being commando whilst wearing yogas; it makes me feel like I'm not wearing anything at all.

These confessions are ten times better when you're high

Recently, my shits have resembled exorcisms more than actual bowel movements...my poor roommate

I masturbate almost every night because I don't want to get hurt by another douche bag again

It really sucks being 17 in college... I haven't even kissed another guy because of the one word that will scare any guy away: Jailbait