I'm in love with you and I haven't even known you a week.

So it's 2 AM and my friends and I are cramming for our BIO 181 exam tomorrow(technically today in about 8 hours). We've decided that our acronym for hnRNA, mRNA, tRNA, and rRNA is HorNy Mothers Take it Raw. Let us remind you we are all females.

I tried to change my best friend's desktop background to a penis picture I found on tumblr, but her computer was weird and I failed. But if you ever find a random dick picture in the files of your computer, it was me.

So I met this girl in class, and it was one of the easiest pulls I've ever done. We hooked up twice, and then one night she called me saying she wanted to break things off because she had problems in her life. A week and half later, she has a boyfriend. I see him tagged in one of her photos, and go to his profile, and this motherfucker drives one of the nicest care of any student I've seen on campus with a matching motorcycle. I also noticed he was from scottsdale. This bitch told me she had personal problems, when she really just wanted a guy with more money. It's a shame because I was really starting to like her, and would've made her my girl. Moral of the story? If she's easy, she probably isn't worth it.

I really dislike my current group of friends. They are always slacking off and wanting to get drunk and I just want some people to chill with and do fun things with. Like going to eat dinner or going on a drive somewhere awesome, or even throwing a football around

There's this guy in my Tuesday/Thursday photo class that comes in later than me and waves hello to me. Everytime he walks in all I can think about is pinning him the wall or taking him into a private room and kissing the hell out of him!

How do I ask a girl out?

What if we had sex where the male fucked the female and afterwards the female killed him. Like tarantulas.