At least ten different girls at NAU have let me pee on them. Take measured steps, gentlemen.

I had sex five times today with my boyfriend... I am sorry to my neighbors if you heard us. We tried to stay quite.

So my girlfriend of a year broke up with me about a month ago right after our anniversary and I still have feelings for her but she says I mean nothing to her anymore but I know that's a lie. I recently started talking to this girl who is just absolutely amazing and I don't know whether to move on to her or still hold my feelings for my ex because she was the best thing to happen to me and I still love her and maybe we can fix things. I just don't know what to do.

What if lesbians aren't really gay and its just that they love guys so much they want to actually be them?

I made a giant mistake by leaving flagstaff. I'm coming back.

If there is any non-alcoholic, anti social, anti-partying & decent girl out there? I'd like to be friends with you.
Sincerely: 'all of the above' Guy.

So I just bought a 75 condom sampler and they sent it with 6 porn DVDs and a Crystal Glass 5" Dildo. Anybody want those for 20 bucks.. Apparently it's a 150 dollar value.

Whoever high fived me today from their car window when I was crossing Butler in the San Fran crosswalk, you're fucking awesome. That made my day.