Love is cursed by Monogomy

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what's best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes
I want a girl with the right allocations
Who's fast and thorough
And sharp as a tack
She's playing with her jewelry
She's putting up her hair
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack

I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnng jacket
I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who uses a machete to cut through red tape
With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass
She is fast and thorough
And sharp as a tack

So there's this girl I met at a birthday party last week. She is so beautiful, and I have a major crush on her. We ran into each other on our way to class, and I found it so hard to speak to her. I was so nervous. I wish I could tell her, but she has a boyfriend, and I'm a girl.

There isn't a day that goes by that don't think about you. I miss you, and I know I shouldn't but I miss you. I didn't think it would be this tough to get over someone. The off and on in the last three years hasn't helped either. In the end we weren't happy with each other, and now I'm not happy without you. There's no way anything would work out between us now after the things that have been said. Just know, I miss you though, I miss your smile, I miss your laugh, I miss laying next to you at night. I hope you're doing

I like to masturbate in the handicap stall. That showerhead does things to me....

I called animal control to deal with the skunk that's sneaking around Mckay Village but they don't hadle that. I was left with no choice and had to buy some super rodent poison for the skunk.

I hate when I'm wiping my butt and I accidentally get poop on my thumb because then I actually have to wash my hands.

I have always wanted to have sex with a girl with a bellybutton or vagina piercing