I can cook, i have a heart, im faithful, I love pleasing (giving head), i work out, My future is bright, im cute & yet i can only find a guy who wants sex and not a relationship with all of it. What's wrong with people?

Yesterday my boyfriend of five months broke up with me. Five months isn't a terribly long time, but it is definitely enough time to fall in love with someone. The thing I thought was most ridiculous about it, was that the reason we broke up was because we both let our pasts assume what was going to happen to our relationship. I assumed he was being shady, and in turn he assumed I was going to be that girl who freaked out over everything. When in reality, if we both were not such idiots, everything would be fine right now. And if he is reading this... I want him to know that I will always love him.

Shout out to the straight guy who flattered me. You really gave me a self-esteem booster on the dance floor! :) Thank you.

Overheard a group of girls in the library talking about "that hot girl in white over there" the other day and complimenting her style/clothing. I looked around to see who they were talking about only to realize I was the only one in the room wearing a light enough color to be mistaken as white. So, if it was me, thank you for not realizing how loud you guys were being because i was feeling so disgusting that entire week and really needed to hear that. :) Please keep being wonderful people even when you don't know if they hear you. I'm sure there are so many girls who need to hear it as much as I did that night.

Getting to the point in the semester when the stress is just too much to handle and absolutely everyone is so incredibly irritating that I avoid all possible human contact until its time to drink heavily just to stay sane...

So that means about 2 weeks until I frantically tally up all the points I need to get the grade I need for a class and damn my past self to hell for fucking around and not trying harder on assignments...

and about 3 weeks until I become delusional from lack of sleep and proper food and human contact.

See you all on the other side! May the odds be ever in your favor.

I knew you were a bubble when you floated in...

I replied to someone on yik yak about a threesome and gave them my backup Snapchat.. Turned out to be someone I know but I'm repulsed by.. Thank god she still doesn't know it's me..

I can sleep soundly at night because deep down I know all the people I dislike will die eventually.