So my ex calls me last night from a blocked number only to say "I'm calling from my fiances phone, do you have any of my books?" Really, you dumb skag? I've never borrowed her shit, so it was a blatant call to say "my fiance". I hope that you see this since I forgot to tell you when I was laughing at you, but you're one stupid bitch for marrying somebody you've known for literally three weeks. As Doge would say: such stupid, so slut, much gold dig!

I'm just tired of everything. I'm tired of my ex who just keeps shoving in my face we're broken up. I'm tired of the chick I'm interested in NEVER texting back, even when we're planning on hanging ou. Im tired of going to class to learn what I already know. Can this senior year be over so I can move on with my life?

Any beautiful, short, curvy bi-sexual girls wanting a little hot chocolate with their marshmallows? ;)

My roommates think it's okay to treat me like I don't matter in the room. I clean all the time, brought all the electronics for the room and let them use them whenever they want. All I want is to move out and not live here anymore. I'd do anything to get a new roommate.

Some these guy rooms smell like shit... Your smell shouldn't fucking make the entire hall smell. TAKE A SHOWER/WASH YOUR SHIT.. Its not that hard

I really need a cuddle buddy.

I fell hard for this guy I was seeing for about a month. He said he had stuff back home to figure out and I understand that. He ended it with me because he'd rather get a girl back for what she did to him then be with me. That hurt. Signed- the girl with the bruised knuckles.

Apple is coming out with a curved screen iphone and a bigger screen....how much bigger could you get? They're obviously not just phone anymore. On top of that the new ipad is gonna be lighter than the last one..about .4 pounds lighter, BIG change -_- c'mon apple, seriously? Stop coming up with ridiculous shit and making people spend more money.