Gaze into my chocolate eyes
Let my music sterilize
Give to me your hard earned coin
I'll share with you my tortured groin

What you're feeling is not weird
You want to burrow in my beard
Gaze upon my chiseled abs
I no longer have the crabs

I'm not sure what is keeping me here at NAU. I hate just about everybody I have met, my grades suck, and i'm changing my major. I don't know what to do about any of this except give up.

I took a spontaneous trip to Flagstaff recently. During the short amount of time I was there, I saw the person who broke my heart 39579854768975 times last semester thru a car window. 1) you look stupid with a mustache. 2)you're one of the shadiest mother fuckers I know. 3) I don't want to be with you anymore, but I'd so hit that over and over again.

I don't really care how bad that sounded. Typical college girl in a nutshell.

I have never done anything with a girl (I'm a guy), and I want to have some fun. No sex though. Anyone want to help a guy out?

To the girls in Wilson room 123 your music is on point all the effin time! You guys are b.a.

Why does falling in love have to be so stressful?

Straight 19 year old male just looking for a cuddle buddy

The rice at Cabrizo breaks my teeth.