When I go to the gym, there is a machine that works out the same muscles in my legs that spasm during orgasm. It makes for a very confusing workout.

i am a guy who likes to sing, even though I'm not the best at it, and i want to sing for a girl one day. is that weird?

My boyfriend doesnt pay attention to me anymore because of his obsession with facebook and the internet. Its all he does all day everyday. Ive talked to him and he gets pissed and says I should stop watching TV if he has to stop being on the computer. We dont even have sex anymore even though I am always all over him. Whats a girl to do?

Where all them gym girls at?

Just wanted to give a shout out to the people who work at Starbucks on south. You guys are super friendly, fast, and observant. Thanks for knowing how customer service works! ;)

To the very tall handsome cowboy I always make eye contact with but get highly to shy to talk to one of these days I will stop you and talk to you but till then I will continue to look like a brain dead artard

So I have been dating this beautiful young lady who goes to NAU for about 4 months. And i am deeply in love with her. Im stuck in a situation where i either move down there and hope that things will get better or stay where im at and be miserable. :( what do i do ughhh

The Zombie V Humans game is the most hilarious shit to watch. I swear it's just an adult version of tag, except we get to carry around Nerf guns. Oh and heads up to humans, I'll be waiting.