I saved 5 people from having a bad day today. I removed the parking tickets that satan left for them. I know they still have a parking ticket, but they won't have to experience anger until the future. So to those five people, enjoy your day of not knowing you had a parking ticket! :-)

Honestly, I don't understand why the idea of separate but equal is a bad thing (with regards to the religious Indiana bill). Like I get that discriminating on skin color is bad because you can't choose it...but in respect to gay or straight you can choose whether to choose a gay partner and get married. You can't choose your orientation but you can choose whether to force an uncomfortable religious baker to bake you a cake?

You sat next to me in our psych class today (03/30), which usually doesn't happen. I don't remember a single thing that our instructor said because you made me so nervous, I couldn't concentrate. I think you're stunning and would really like to have coffee with you, but I'm afraid to ask. I'm unsure if you're straight or a lesbian or whatever, so I don't want to add any more awkwardness during class time. I'm banking on the idea that I can withhold any potentially embarrassing advances and survive off of our frequent, awkward, yet exciting & amusing eye contact. I hope you had a beautiful day :) Maybe I'll actually say hello next time we end up sitting by each other...

A roommate who locks his food in a freezer-locker, locks his door while he's in the shower, and asks your friends what you've been saying about him is *slightly* paranoid. Just maybe. Glad to be done with that soon.
Never room with an old friend. Especially a violent, misunderstood, or bipolar old friend.

I have a huge crush on that really cute mexican dude who works at Sprouts I just go there to look at his booty and stare at his muscles as he puts stuff away lol

I just learned that masterbating really clears up congestion. I've had a cold for the past 3 days, and just masterbated, and I feel freaking amazing. Wish someone told me this years ago.

So, NAU, how does it feel to have had your votes affect Flagstaff's city counsel elections when most of you are not legal residents here?

I left a note on the windshield of what I thought was my girlfriend's car parked in sbs. Well, it wasn't her car so who ever got that note - I do not love you and do not wish that you had a wonderful day.