Guys just want a virgin porn star. And girls want a dangerous safe guy.

To the gay couple (handsome hipster with beard//cool haircut and cute nerdy guy with amazing blue eyes) who come into starbucks by the union late at night a few times a week... If I ever look that happy with someone, I will have figured out the secrets of the universe. You guys fucking rock for being open and showing what a strong gay couple looks like.

I told my FS 141 (Human Trafficking in Women and Girls) teacher that I was unable to finish my essay because boyfriend bitch slapped me and sent me back to the kitchen. Did it really happen? No. I just didn't want to do the essay.

This stoner girl needs a stoner guy(:

Totally trying to fuck my boyfriend in the Aspen Lounge and a group of people walk in. Talk about awkward.

I like a guy, I said that to him, and he did things that a friend said would indicate he likes me (like coming over when I am sick or at a late time) but did't say it back...and right now it feels like he doesn't.

And a ton of guys are talking to me, cute and interesting ones...and I went on a date with one even. I can't stop thinking about him.

i feel like calling girls "thirsty" is just a new and hip way of trying to make them feel bad for having sexual/romantic desires.

went to court the other day, and found out I could get 6months...hmmm, looks like I might have to take next semester off?
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