AND I WANT TO GET FUCKED.

Its been 6 months and 9 days since we split up. His initial and birthday is still my password for everything.

Wanna meet a nice girl. Over ratchets.

My friend and I play super smash brothers and we call our selves the dream team cause no one has beaten us challengers welcomed

To the asshole who hit me on a bike at 12:30 this afternoon by the Union, you are a horrible human being. To hit a girl and not even stop, let alone say sorry or say anything to me but to keep on riding!! To let you know, i have a bruise the size of an orange and you did cut my pants and my leg. You are an idiot and I just want you to remember what goes around comes around!

I need more friends who are 21 that wouldn't mind having a drink anytime of the week. Preferably women. Like if you're down. Btw I'm a guy.

Joint a day, keeps the doctor away

I'm pretty sure half the people I'm friends with just use me as a less cool backup plan. Thanks guys. You're fucking swell.