I deepthroated a tall ice cream cone at the Hot Spot the other day. That shit gave me the meanest brain freeze I've ever had.

I'm sorry if sometimes I'm rude, and don't really talk to you. I'm sorry if it seems like I don't want to make new friends. Trust me I really do, but I'm leaving NAU and Flagstaff. So I don't want to meet someone that will make it hard for me to leave. That's why sometimes it seems like I don't want to meet new people. I just am doing it as a precautionary measure to protect my feels and I don't want to feel regret for leaving anybody behind.

Who has a shitty dating record?

*Raises hand*

I just prayed for the first time since I stopped believing. desperate times call for desperate measures, at this point I'll do anything to try and make this work out.

One time i was so wasted in the hotspot i threw up all over the soda machine. Hope they cleaned it up good

I fucking love to cuddle and I am a guy, why do girls find this weird?

no girl has ever shown interest in me in my entire life, EVER!! Im 23 and have never even kissed a girl, let alone anything else. And you know the saddest part of it all, i don't even give a shit.

Mr. cute baristo at the Starbucks by the union with the really nice blue eyes you should smile more. It makes girls' heart stammer