Looked over at a brunette in athletic gear today in the Hotspot around 10-11am and locked eyes with her a couple of times. She was eating alone, but I didn't have the courage to get up and talk to her. Ohwell. If you are reading this though, know that you are gorgeous, I was just too scared to talk to you.

Everytime a fat bitch talks to me all I can think is... "Where is Han Solo? Where have you hidden him?"

Heard the guys are hotter at NAU than ASU . How's your chemistry department?

Has anybody found a lone nissan key laying around?

I just want a guy who is gonna listen to some La Dispute, Tigers Jaw, Seahaven, Title Fight, and Left More with me. Who's gonna lay in bed and talk about philopshy with me while eating CTC. Is that too much to ask? It seems so.

To the extremely tall Dominos driver with dark hair that delivered our pizza last night to Tinsley Hall. Does your dick match your size? Because I want it.

I'm obsessed with nice natural thick eyebrows.. And if someone has jacked eyebrows, their actractive level goes down.

whenever i see a guy wearing skinny jeans or basketball shorts, i focus my sights on their crotch. also, i'm a guy