I'm a guy and there's this one guy (no it's not one of those mushy secret love kind of posts)in my politics class. He sits a couple seats away from me and every day he looks in my general direction. I just assume that he's looking at the clock but the other day I decided "Hey! I might as well look back" and to my surprise he was looking right at me. So in all of my awkward glory I made some goofy "hey what's up" half grin.He proceed to continue to just look and me for a couple more seconds and then looks forward. Like what was that about? Did I have something on my face? I'm not that weird looking am I? I'm honestly wondering if he looked at me every time now. Next time I'm gonna look back at him, go cross eyed and stick out my tongue. Kicking up that awkward level up a notch!

So, I bought a couch on craigslist from some dude named Ozzie who lived in a shack in the middle of the woods. Even though I may get third-hand lung cancer, it was totally worth it.

People are more interested in having three-somes than finding true love now adays, college use to be a place where you found your future spouse not see how many knotches you can carve into your bed post in one week.

im such a piece of shit, but I dont see a point to life without hard drugs

I stopped hearing music in my head when my last relationship was abusive. Now there is a guy in my life who makes the music never stop. Don't give up on yourself ladies and gentlemen, there is always someone out there.

To the guy who poured his whole water bottle on me, you can SUCK YAAA OWN DICK.

Women give off hormones when on their period, these hormones causes other females around them to start theirs.So in other words, it's Shark Week on McConnell Hall's 4th floor.

who wants to go with me to the pacific dub concert????