Hey did you guys know that Pluto isnt a planet anymore? hahahaha sucks to suck

I'm a straight male, about to graduate, in a major dominated by women, with a few close friends, and I have never felt more alone

Everyone I meet ends up hating me. I wish I had some friends like I did back home..

After having been dumped by a girl I was with for a while.... I now understand why people don't like PDA all that much.

That one moment when you procrastinate to do something until just before the deadline, berate yourself for doing this again and finally decide to work on it -- but then realize said assignment is actually due the next day, so you return to your earlier methods. What a glorious revelation! :D

After such a shitty weekend I finally have solace. My toilet's finally FIXED!

I just want to date a cute girl who plays on a sports team.

Whatsup with girls showing interest the first day then we hangout and they act like they never met you...or stop texting you.