I feel like going to College while maintaining the christian faith is likely to cut learning in half. Biology, Anthropology, Chemistry, philosophy- none of these can be embraced to the fullest as they directly oppose biblical teachings at times, and the student must make a decision whether to reject faith on empirical premise, or to maintain faith in rejection of that empirical evidence. Anyone with me?

The other night my girlfriend and I were having sex and I pulled out and she looked at me afterward and told me it would be sexy to her if I licked it off of her. The things you do for love. Worst part is... she was lying.

I need a girlfriend. Are there any lesbians that like to snuggle up with some ice cream and watch Netflix all day? I need you in my life!

After a night of binge drinking, the next morning i went to class with the Nastiest beer farts, these weren't loud they were just fucking rank. I let one go in the middle of lecture and excused myself and waited outside the door for someone to say something. I was not disappointed! LMFAO!!!

My girlfriends roommate thinks that Jew is a race and that you can have "Jew blood". What do you guys think about this?

My best friend hooked up with the guy I've been into all semester and she's a complete bitch with no redeemable qualities but I don't really mind still hanging out with her. Instead of yelling at her I just sabotage her in small ways I feel like I'm in Mean Girls.

To the Asian girl I always see you on Mondays, Wednesdays ,and Fridays coming from south campus on your bike...I think you're beautiful, I want to stop you and tell you but it seems like you're always in a hurry

Seeing country girls around campus is just the biggest turn on.