Dear Ms. grey yoga pants,
I apologize for staring directly at your butt when you were doing your squats, but in my defense you were rocking the absolute shit out of those grey yoga pants.
Sincerely, dude in parking lot

I sometimes brush my hair with a fork and pretend I'm the little mermaid.

I'd like to start a Men's Rights group at NAU but I'm worried about retaliation from professors, the administration, and the Women and Gender Studies folks. If you don't think we need this, here are some of the reasons why:

Life Expectancy
Women – 80.8 Years
Men – 75.7 Years

Deaths by Homicide (it's even more lopsided for MoC)
Women – 3,856 – 20%
Men – 14,717 – 80%

Deaths from HIV/AIDS
Women – 3,357
Men – 8,756

Federal Funds for Sex Specific Cancer Research
Women – Breast Cancer – $631,000,000 - 40,000 Deaths
Men – Prostate Cancer – $300,000,000 - 33,000 Deaths


Affirmative Action Education Programs (Gender Specific)
Women – Yes
Men – No

Unemployment Rates
Women – 8.6% – 6,199,000
Men – 10.5% - 8,626,000

Average Hours Worked Per Week
Women – 36.1
Men – 40.2

High School Graduation Rates
Women – 72%
Men – 65%

Incarceration Rates
Women – 114,979 - 7%
Men – 1,502,49 - 93%

Child Custody Rates
Women – 11,268,000 custodial mothers
Men – 2,907,000 custodial fathers

US Military Deaths From 1950 – 2010
Women – 139 - 0.001%
Men – 100,063 - 99.99%

Federally Funded Battered Shelters
Women – 2,000+ $300,000,000 per year
Men – None – $0

Federally Funded Health Offices and Research 1970 – Present (not including cancer research)
Women Only – Office, Projects and Programs 70+ – Funds – $100,000,000,000
Men Only – None – $0

Forced Selective Service
Women – No
Men – Yes

Drug and Alcohol Addiction and Abuse Rates
Women – 5.8%
Men – 12.2%

Annual suicides
Women - 8,000
Men - 30,000

P.S.: The fact that this discrimination is so taken for granted is all the more reason to get involved. Don't be bullied by feminist.

Someone's roommate attacked them with a knife over pizza? Lol. Stay classy, Flagstaff.

So what I really what to do with my life right now is to make a board gaming group to play games like Carcassone, Catan, SmallWorld, and Twilight Imperium 3rd edition. Am I the only one interested in this?

I'm not an education major, but I teach a small class for elementary school children who need to catch up in reading. I had an activity planned that used to be very well received in my elementary classes because we had the opportunity to use our imaginations. When I announced "Alright guys, time to use our imaginations!" they all screamed "Nooooo." So my confession is that I am very scared for our future if that's what kids are like now. Education majors: remedy this!

I no longer feel safe posting confessions. Because all my friends, and girlfriend frequent Nau Confessions. They somehow always know what I post.

My roommate came back to our dorm drunk then stripped naked and passed out on his bed. I wish he was gay, he has such an adorable ass. Yes, I'm still watching him lay there naked. Such a cute drunk naked man:)