I am a bisexual man, and one of my greatest achievements to date is that I made a brother and sister Eskimo siblings (tunnel buddies, wiener cousins, whatever your preferred term is). I want to shout it from the rooftops, but I don't want to offend the two people it happened with because they are good friends. Plus I'm not even sure they know about it.

There is this girl from back home and she is the overly dramatic and everything revolves around me type. To be honest, I don't need that drama in my life. As a fellow female, it just irritates the shit out of me that she can't get her shit together. A high school drop out with poor work ethic that can't hold down a job. And I'm not saying she's a whore but she's been under more bed sheets than the kkk. I'm just tired of her calling me or trying to get ahold of me. Be we're friends once, she changed for the worse. Just... Ugh! I can't.

I've had to deal with one too many shit-sipping frittatas in the past 24 hours. And what really irks me is that a certain Bio advisor rather talk about shoes with her coworker than give half a fuck DURING an advising appointment.

To all you girls/guys constantly complaining "Why can't I get a friend to watch movies all day, eat ice cream and do nothing" etc. People who get relationships are people who DO things, not just sit around being immature and boring! I have had relationships and friends because I don't sit around whining about it. Get out there, have a life, don't expect things to be handed to you!

I'm a home-wrecker, the past two girls I've been with have a boyfriend or are engaged. I need to find a girl who's single, I'm tired of this next day bullshit "I've got a boyfriend, sorry".

I occasionally pee in the Wilson floor 2 Men's bathroom showers.

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My roommates boyfriend doesn't leave. I don't care if he's there and if they spend time together, but when he doesn't talk to me and uses my shit without asking, then I think it's time to go.