To the boy in my developmental class that came up and had lunch with me and my friend in the union a couple weeks ago.. i didn't get your name but i would like to have lunch with you again.. all the time . You are so polite, and intriguing.

To the guy who said "thanks, I hit poles too" and was carrying the grey yoke (wearing I think a black coat)...you should be my friend :) Like this. You made me smile

I miss my ex's beard

I have a STI that is still clearing up and should be resolved in the next two weeks... however I just got into a relationship and he is getting impatient. I can't come up with any more stalling ideas, however I will not sleep with him until I'm in the clear. How do I tell him?

So today I encountered the fabled Australians... so I proceeded to shove a chocolate covered banana in my mouth, lick my fingers and say, "Murica fuck yeah!" Just to give them a taste of the real American girl, ya know?

I lost my iphone at the townhomes this past weekend.. wondering if anyone found it? please return it if you did.

Any kind of facial hair is fine except a mustache....you look creepy.

Why has it become some sort of slang to call women females? I don't understand how that came into everyday speech. I think its annoying when people use a biological word in such horrible context.