I think it's fucking crazy to accept advice from random people on the internet.

I have two cartons of cigarettes as a gift from a few friends at ASU. They are Parliaments and Newports and I am selling them for 50 bucks a carton. If anyone wants them like this status and I'll message ya. =)

Everyone looks, but no one sees them.

heres a good confession for you guys. my favorite thing after work is to smoke a J on my bike ride through campus. adn so far nobody has noticed. or at least they havent brought it to my attention. which isnt very surprising considering i get off early in the am

Its not like I try to sleep with all of your sisters. Trust me, when I hear those three letters, I'm putting my pants on as fast as she is when it dawns on her who I am

This confession is to my current girlfriend. I just wanted to say that of all the girls I have dated, you definitely would be the best Ive ever had. You and I connect to each other so well that it makes me wonder how I would ever have gone on if I havent met you. I may have been slow at opening up to you at first, but it was only because I was afraid of getting myself hurt again. Im glad to have met you and Im glad to have chosen you. Thank you babe for showing me what its like to care for another person and be cared for again.

Posting things on this site is like asking for advice on the stall in the men's room. Everyone shit's but nobody really cares what you have to say.

I think I'm addicted to Omegle..