In case you were not aware Kennan Thompson is coming to speak at NAU next semester. If I could smoke a blunt with him it would make my life. Him or Bill Cosby

I chose NAU over ASU because I think bundled up cold girls with scarves are cuter then sluts in booty shorts.

I have a class with this guy who always wears a beanie and I always see him at the gym wearing the same beanie. I see him absolutely everywhere, I need some courage to just say hi!

I tried, I really did. I've invited people over, offered food, gone out of my comfort zone, but clearly the Tinsley Hall boys just don't wanna hang out with me. I have friends, but I'd be nice to have someone now and then to play a video game with. Maybe next year it'll be easier.

Between classes I drink beer and eat oreos.

My girlfriend's mom is an alcoholic. She recently told me in high school hated her life, and she would go home and drink until she blacked out every day. She said she doesn't want to live like that anymore. I am concerned though. I don't want her to relapse. WHAT SHOULD I THINK.

I don't always order a burrito at the Hot Spot; but, when I do, I use the name of a fictitious character.

Nothing more awkward than getting a "good morning :)" from a girl who was supposed to just be a fuck buddy.