I feel like I only attract the guys with dreads on campus... Nothing wrong with that!

To the girls who like to sing opera after courtesy hours in Morton hall... SHUT THE FUCK UP. No one wants go hear that shit. I'm trying to watch dexter.

I work in the Undergrad Admissions and Orientation solution center with this absolutely stunning chick that could be gay or could be straight. I really wish my gaydar would start working again because the girl in the combat boots is the prettiest girl I've seen at NAU.

I definitely did not just spend an hour and a half watching videos of cute marriage proposals. Nope. That definitely was not me.

I'm pretty sure I'm the last person in the world that doesn't have a smart phone.

I go to the gym so that I can feel better about the amount of food I eat on a daily basis.

I definitely check out guys' asses when they walk by. No shame.

Are there any girls out there that are knock-kneed? Or got them non-surgically corrected or to look a little better? I'm slightly knock-kneed (definitely not as bad as what you see on wikipedia), but I know people are staring at my legs when I walk and it bugs the shit out of me. I can't wear legging or even shorts 'cause I'm so embarrassed. I just wish I had normal or even bow legs *sigh*