I'm pretty sure my crooked tooth british roommate is the one that writes all the shit posts about america and americans. It's all he does. Talks shit and complains about America and Americans. like, at the beginning of the year I thought it was gonna be great living with a Brit, but I honestly hate the UK now and wish he would just go back to England -.-

I fucked an Australian last night. I don't think I can ever sleep with an American again. His accent already made me weak at the knees, but that dick though. That massive Australian dick.

If you see a guy on a red crotch rocket with a yellow helmet riding around, im givin out high fives so ya'll will feel warm and fuzzy inside

It amazes me how many students on college put the $ AFTER the number! How dumb can you be? We're you born in a cave? In what world do you live in where you think 100$ is correct over $100? Rant over.

Thus page has turned to shit of late :-(

I cannot wait to get back to America. I spent a year in Paris for study abroad and I swear, the French do not bath.

Like this pretty much sums up my experience - Sitting at a cafe table, watching people, explaining to the English tourists that shouting "water" at the waiter won't help.

She heard me speak English, (and my horrible French) and came up to me. Strawberry blonde, 5'8 or a little taller, imagine Nicole Kidman but with a much better figure - black sweater, black stockings, black mini skirt and black beret. Freckles, green eyes. Devasting smile. She said she wanted to practice her English - her American accent in particular. She smiled. She sat down. She leaned close.

She reeked.

God awful. BO. Cheap cigarettes. Too much perfume. Garlic. You could smell her dirty hair. And I am not sure, but there might have been dog shit on her stillettos - at least I hope that's what it was.

For one instant, I had every young man's dream. For one instant. Then, it was gone. Just like that.

This will be my last time in Paris. My last time in France.

C'est la vie.

To the bus driver who keeps flirting with me, ask for my number already!!! I'll see you next Tuesday

Am I the only one that thinks the new building on north campus looks ugly and humongous from a distance?