Well, had sex with the same girl twice on Veterans Day weekend and now I fucked a different girl last night. So now let me look at my sexual record. Have kissed 5 different girls in my life, got my dick sucked 4 times, eaten pussy 3 times, made love twice, fucked once, and finally ate out a girls asshole. Fuck dude I'm on a role.

I love when you finally have good, healthy food that allows you to shit on the regular. With no pains or concerns. This is to the peaceful shit!

Dyed my hair without telling my parents... good luck trying to find me when you come to pick me up on Tuesday ;)

Cant wait to show this bitch the money ill be rolling in. fuck her

I'm not going to have sex until winter break... starting tomorrow.

I want a guy who either plays volleyball or actually knows how to snowboard... So like this shit if this applies to you.

I think I am getting involved with a married man back home. I don't know what to do. He is clearly hitting on me but I hear he is married. But honestly I dont care. I am going to go for it.

I'm a nice guy, and I finish last. Always.