Whenever I rip a bong, I end up drooling into the piece when I'm clearing it.

I hate when Americans walk around like oh hey you know, I am a quarter Irish, a quarter French, a quarter Swedish, and a quarter god knows what. You're probably not. Maybe your ancestors were. Maybe that's your heritage. But you can't walk around saying you're half German IF YOU DO NOT SPEAK A LICK OF GERMAN AND DON'T KNOW WHO ANGELA MERKEL IS. You are American. That's it.

To the person who called the cops, my boyfriend got arrested. He was going to meet my parents this weekend for Thanksgiving. We were going to stay in our pj's all day watching Harry Potter with my family. And now that won't happen and I don't know when I'll be able to see him again.
I hope you feel like a wonderful individual and I hope the dank ass weed smell that came from my room, that was obviously bringing so much harm to you personally, gave you an allergic reaction.

I'm a virgin and all I want todo is have meaningless sex just to lose it.

So there is this gurl @ my work. I thought she was cute ever since she started this year. But says she is in a relationship, but I feel she is a beard for this dude. IDK MAN IDK. WUT DO?

I rather be at NAU with the bitches and learning, rater than being home sleeping in the guest bed that belongs to me now that I dont live here anymore. And unlike my parents people respect the fact that I want to sleep and don't blast the tv... While I'm sleeping in a loft. Yup. School sounds so much better than home.

Apparently, there are going to be room checks over thanksgiving break.
I hope they don't find my large amount of dildos and kinky sex toys because that would be embarrassing.

I hate white people!! And I am white!!