My roommate broke our mirror dancing to "I Whistle While I work It". Now all of our friends think that she was twerking and broke the mirror. All I can say is that she the definition white girl moves and I now have to put up reminders around mirrors saying that our room is a NO DANCING (or twerking) ZONE.


To our friends that check this page regularly: Don't tag us, you're an ass hole if you do.

I really just want a really chill, pretty, easy to talk to girl that i can also fool around with and maybe something more. I am also a girl.

I am a girl. I really want another girl that i can be with on the down low. Ive never been with a girl but i am curious so i want to be with a girl to see if i like it.

Today I was showering and I forgot my towel. I ended up running down the hall but naked to my room. it was really liberating. The perks of staying on campus during break. #IRegretNothing

I like to steal guy's underwear while they shower.

I just opened spotify and put on a fucking playlist while my bro/roommate goes to poundtown. #youmynigga #bromove

Ok ill confess. i did want that child and i definatly wasnt happy it didn't make it. i did want to spend the rest of my life with you. i wanted to show you the world. i wanted to wake up to the beautuful angel that stubled into my life and make you breakfast every morning and visit you for lunch everyday and make you dinner every night. yeah we are young. i felt true love between us.

i'm one of those girls that you see killing her workouts at the gym but that REALLY needs to shave her underarms. (my boyfriend lives in a different state so i guess there's no shame in my game haha)