I won worst girlfriend of the year today. I lost my promise ring from him, but he says it's not a big deal. I still feel like shit about it and hope I some how find it. If anyone finds a bronze ring with an oval stone with hearts on the side near Wilson hall, it would be awesome if you could turn it in!

when i have sex, and it gets redundant all i think about is passing her guard.... or even if play fighting gets sexual and its redundant i think of ways to work for better submission or position... yup im mma addict even in the shower imagine winning tournaments against big names to...... im not turned on or anything by it, its just my passion......i thinks its time to enter a tourney again.

I have a fetish for girls with arm hair.

You know it's cold when you see a dude with a frozen goatee.

I like to Twerk in the shower, while having sex.

My boyfriend and I have been fighting all day, and hes pissed. My confession: I'm really damn turned on by it.

When you leaned forward to get something out of your backpack I caught a glimpse of your floral print undies. It was an odd combination of a cute butt and my grandmother's couch fabric.

So one of my friends always wants me to kick it with him and smoke him out and shit, but it's awkward as fuck going to his house because I fucked his mom.

I can officially say, "I fucked your mom." With it actually being true LOLOL