Sometimes when I poop, when its hard, i lile the way it feels. It doesnt turn me on, i just enjoy the perfect amount of pain.

Most embarrassing:
All girls dread it. The obgyn...or giney doctor.
So I had just stopped my period (or so I thought) and had an appointment. The nurse came in, gave me the robe and paper to cover up, and left. I change, and begin sitting there waiting for the doctor. A few minutes pass... Period never ended, just took a short hiatus. I'm sitting there with no clothes on, bleeding all over the exam chair. I see tampons, so I quickly get up, wipe off, and put one in.... Right as the doctor (quietly bad quickly) knocked and walked in. You can just imagine the scene she walked in on and the awkwardness it entailed. The end.

I confess that my most awkward moment is... Everyday of my life.

I live in sechrist and play christmas music when I shower on the 6th floor. You're welcome.

Yes I'm from Alaska but that does not mean I should be used to the cold. If your from Phoenix are you used to the 100+ degree weather in the summer?? No don't think so. I just know what to expect and have enough winter clothes to last me a lifetime.

im the one who posted about talking to ghosts and the graveyard vandalism..
being someone who can actually communicate with the deceased isn't something that i am proud of, nor do i seek attention with it, hence the reason i post it anonymously.
the thing is, i've always felt like i never had real friends. since i am able to speak with them, i find comfort by calling them my real friends. one actually saved my life once.

I wonder if it's possible to make piss-icles midstream.

I work at the hotspot and one time after closing when no one was looking i pissed on all the ladles and tongs. funniest shit ever. This is what you bitches get for making all those messes. haha ive done it more than once.